The professional comic spends years perfecting a personal style that looks effortless

The professional comic spends years perfecting a personal style that
looks effortless.

But that makes the untalented, or drunk joker think it must be easy
enough that even he can do it.

If you want to make a great impression with your jokes, try to
follow these tips from a very funny friend of mine:
1. Rehearse everything you are going to say, including any
apparently impromptu jokes (ad-libs).
2. Be careful that you offend no-one.
3. If you must make someone the butt of a joke, use it against
yourself. It worked pretty good for Bob Hope.
4. Don’t just leave them laughing. Stop before your run out of
your best material and leave them wanting more!
5. Many people think that a little alcohol before they give a
speech or tell a joke will “loosen them up” and help them
fight their stage-fright. Instead, alcohol relaxes your
inhibitions and reduces your coordination – a recipe for
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I’ve included some suggestions for using a professional catering
service or co-opting friends and family to reduce strain on your
budget. There’s a few other important points that you need to keep in mind.

Frugal Food

If your family is providing the food for the reception:
Choose dishes which are simple
to prepare such as lasagna, cold
meats, salads.

Limit the number of dishes to
simplify preparation and
transport.

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As a rough guide, figure a
pound of dry pasta enough for maybe eight guests and a pound of
mince for meatballs might be enough for twelve guests.
Not all guests will eat each dish and some will eat more than
anyone could expect.

Have plenty of bread (plain and wholemeal, or garlic if appropriate).
It’s fairly cheap and will probably reduce the consumption of the
main dishes a little.

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While there are many kinds of cake which might
be used for the Wedding cake, stick with plain
fruit cake; it is cheap, keeps well and almost
everyone can eat it.